Love lessons

The guy, Ricky, is in a Bush-led war in Iraq, busy liberating the people living there. His girlfriend, Michelle, is in USA enjoying the American dream. One day, Michelle wrote to Ricky through a snail-mailed letter.

It says,
"
Dear Ricky,

How have you been? I think that it is very difficult to keep this relationship because of the long distance between the both of us. In fact, I have to admit that I have already cheated on you twice. I think we should break up. Can you return me the photo which I sent over to you last month?

Lots of XOXOXO
Michelle
"

After Ricky received this letter, he was in shock. After a few moments of silence, he took his girlfriend's photo, along with other photographs of 52 gorgeous women (girlfriends/wives of his military buddies) and stuff it into an envelope, together with a letter which wrote:

"
Dear Michelle,

Oh sure. I am sorry, but I can't even remember who you are. Please look for your photograph, I am sure it is in one of the lot. AND please return the rest of the photographs to me.
THanks.

Truthfully,
Ricky
"